mirly:

“video games make people violent”

THAT’S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk

jediwizardtimelord:

savageborn:

SPACE

SPAAACE

MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE

LOOK AT IT

ITS SO SCARY

AND PRETTY

HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPACE.

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

alegbra:

wareve:

godheadcomplex:

my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

You’re… horny?

rebelfreakat221b:

andratien:

supernatural-addicted:

lapfulofmisha:

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

• A genocidal, time-travelling alien
• A sociopathic detective 
• An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
• A manipulative cannibal 
• Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.

Great, now we have to sacrifice some one to make it up to Satan.

tardisheart:

things im tired of seeing on my dash:

• white girl jokes
• romanticized self harm
• people being dicks to nice people
• people beING HARASSED FOR MAKING A SMALL MISTAKE

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?